Funny / Humorous Wine Gifts
It's not drinking alone if the dog is home.
I have it on good authority that wine has medicinal value...or anti-aging properties...or at least make you think you feel good and look young.
No, I do not have a drinking problem. I'm only drinking 1 glass of wine. Nevermind that my wine glass holds a WHOLE bottle of wine.
Who says you can only celebrate your B-day once a year? Open and party like it's your birthday, on your REAL birthday, and on your 1/2 birthday.
Pour just the right amount of wine that will get your guests going from LOL to OMG to WTF!
Hmmm... I wonder what's in here. Curiosity may not kill the cat in this instance, but it can certainly get her a bit tipsy.
For some people, it doesn't matter what kind of day they're having. You just don't want to talk to anyone. In that case, "Don't Even Ask" always applies. YES!
Wine! An equal opportunity waster.
Hmmm... dog and wine, not something you usually see together. But for wine lovers who love dogs, this will be a hoot!
Just be careful who's around when you pull this out. Most people just cannot handle that dirty mind of yours.